daily outbursts of a plumper trying to convince herself that the word "diet" is not just "die" with a scalding cup of "t", but a lifestyle change for the better.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
WWJE? More like WTF?
I didn't know dieters are asking WWJE? Hell, I didn't think Jesus cared what the fuck I was eating. Apparently HE does.
Jordan S. Rubin, a Christian motivational speaker and self-described "Biblical Health Coach" whose book The Maker's Diet (Siloam, 2005) was a New York Times bestseller.
Rubin's naturopathic medical doctor degree (NMD) "is from the People's University of the Americas School of Natural Medicine, a non-accredited school with no campus. His Ph.D is from the Academy of Natural Therapies, a non-accredited correspondence school that the State of Hawaii ordered to close in 2003.
Jesus must've spoken with him... He has a PhD...
ReplyDeleteJordan S. Rubin, a Christian motivational speaker and self-described "Biblical Health Coach" whose book The Maker's Diet (Siloam, 2005) was a New York Times bestseller.
Rubin's naturopathic medical doctor degree (NMD) "is from the People's University of the Americas School of Natural Medicine, a non-accredited school with no campus. His Ph.D is from the Academy of Natural Therapies, a non-accredited correspondence school that the State of Hawaii ordered to close in 2003.
(Hawaii. The birthplace of SPAM.)
Actually, the birthplace of SPAM is Austin, MN. Hawaii consumes the most SPAM per capita.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm....SPAM musubi.