Nothing like a heaping dose of shame to motivate you towards your goals.
I'll be posting "before" photos of me in a lovely, black cotton spandex jersey uni-tard for all to see on the series of tubes. I had a preview of me in all of my uni-tard glory this afternoon in the American Apparel dressing room. Not pretty. Pretty funny, yes. A lumpy, stuffed sausage came to mind.
Upon check out, the shop boy suggested higher waisted leggings. He motioned over his waist as if he were a girdle model from the Fifties and revealed that the leggings I had brought up to the register are known to pinch and create unsighlty rolls. Honey, when you're several big, unsightly rolls, a little pinch at the hip isn't your biggest worry.
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